jocelynspence:

aworldanonymous:

typette:

zeekayart:

if you know each of these commercials you just might be canadian

my thing is sound effects

here’s a t-rex

GGNYYYEEEEEEEEE

MOOOM MOOOOOOOM AIDAN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN!!!

oh the memories! 

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

Anonymous asked:

my boyfriend has never gone down on me and I've never made him, so i addressed him about it today and he'd literally rather never get another bj again than go down on me, & i know for a fact my vagina is clean and usually hairless. So.. What do I do now?

unclefather:

Get a new boyfriend 

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
- A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via keefrich)

tramampoline:

hentaihotsprings:

oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.